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Day 1

Bottom of First HillCrossing the Stile in StyleSock PuppetIntrepid DaleLess Intrepid DaleDangerous PlaygroundLike Moths to a FlameAfter the First LunchScore: +4 OpenClimbing the RidgeThe High Point of Day 1Drat and Bother, Too EarlyWalking, not for the fatApparently across from a good pub, -8 ClosedA Chinese takeaway, no Steak and Ale Pie :(

Day 2

Sharing the LoadGreen Rolling FieldsBluebells in East GarstonQuick BreakThe Roaring BeastNot Quite BambiLook, Sun!It's a pun - laugh.The Quiet before The StormIn the lounge, an excellent place, +10

Day 3

Westcourt Bottom Gardens, +10See, Moth to FlameA Very Good Place, +10Our First ForestPlay, Tree, Moth, Flame...Injuries taking their tollReturning the (Low Quality) StickI've played the Organ there, I have.Dramatic WalkingNearing the wildsThe Forest 2, This Time It's ScaryThey're trying to lure us in...The Firs RoarThe Pewsey Vale, nice.The Stick of Baylis SunbringerThe edge of the valeNot much wiggle room hereWell, I suppose it's a horse...

Day 4

A Good Pub, +8 Open+Beer+Food+PianoA 30 green bottle hill, at least.An Edge between the Kennet and the AvonThe High point of the walkSpot the Difference...

Day 5


A good pub, very good food, +7 Open but Arkells30 green bottles, but steepHow'd Bob get so far ahead?By running.  That's Cheating, that is.It's bigger than it looks, honest.After a nice ploughman'sWe're blaming this on Oil Seed Rape, evil stuff.Not a bad pub, +6 Open but serving Ruddles County+Green King IPA+Bass+Courage BestThere's an unmarked path to get there. We didn't know.Bob opts for the safe but long path..Reasons to be WorriedThere's a trig there somewhere...Looks nice on map, can't see owt for treesThis field contains more people worriersToo early.  Again.  Nice pond though.Good pub, +8 Open+Food+Beer (Archers Village)

Day 6

Return of the BayMaking up for lost falls.I assume the locked gates were an oversight.The End.     Or is it?Ahhhhh. Bathtime.